Wednesday, May 20, 2009

Mi casa Picasa... ok, that was lame.

Picasa is pretty sweet, not gonna lie, but I'll have to see how much I actually end up using it. It was simple enough to use once I was shown how to upload pictures and use the uploaded images, but, just as with any large piece of software that I was recently introduced to, I still feel I only have a vague understanding of the possibilities Picasa offers the user. At this point, I've only used it to create a slideshow on this blog, but now that I have an account and know how to use the program, I look forward to exploring the possibilities as I continue to grow as a blogger. I'm a pretty big deal and people will want to see slideshows of my good times, so it's necessary for me to find a way to post mulitple pictures for my millions of fans to view.

Wednesday, May 13, 2009

Stupid Twitter...

Twitter is perfect... for maniacal teenaged girls who think anyone gives a hoot what they're doing on a quarter-hourly basis. Twitter is narcissistic even for celebrities! In a day when logging onto your Facebook or MySpace account to update your status is as simple as turning on your phone and anyone can create their own blog (this is key, especially considering celebrities often have their own webpages, not just blogs, that are combed through by their "best" fans), "micro-blogging", or this minute-by-minute life-update garbage, is unnecessary and a waste of people's time! Don't we have anything better to do than follow what Miley Cyrus is up to? Do you seriously care about what the Jonah's Brothers are having for lunch? If so, have you considered psychiatric help? Twitter is nonsense and once it starts being bombarded with advertisements, as is inevitable, the hype will die, people will stop using it, and this fad, this pet rock, will die along with it. The sooner, the better.