Stupid Twitter...

Twitter is perfect... for maniacal teenaged girls who think anyone gives a hoot what they're doing on a quarter-hourly basis. Twitter is narcissistic even for celebrities! In a day when logging onto your Facebook or MySpace account to update your status is as simple as turning on your phone and anyone can create their own blog (this is key, especially considering celebrities often have their own webpages, not just blogs, that are combed through by their "best" fans), "micro-blogging", or this minute-by-minute life-update garbage, is unnecessary and a waste of people's time! Don't we have anything better to do than follow what Miley Cyrus is up to? Do you seriously care about what the Jonah's Brothers are having for lunch? If so, have you considered psychiatric help? Twitter is nonsense and once it starts being bombarded with advertisements, as is inevitable, the hype will die, people will stop using it, and this fad, this pet rock, will die along with it. The sooner, the better.